Gosh, What can be said about this man that hasn’t already been said? From his tremendous wealth, to his giant ego, his election rigging, his constant unending line of pro-corporate bullshit? Truly the man who has everything. In gratitude for turning all of Manhattan into a playground for millionaires, We’re going to get him elected president in 2016, just you wait! We’re gonna burn down all of the public schools and replace them with Citibank branches and Orange Julius’
