go-to-h3ll-bitch:

seduce-m-e:

samueloser:

i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a:

wh0reable:

soulhunting:

legit

This is bs it isn’t work

omggggg it works iv got atleast 100+ in 15 minutes

OMG thanks were are all these followers coming from ? :) 

WOW! they won’t stop hahaha already 140 followers in 10 minutes

Thank’s So Much. :D

IT WORKED????? FUCK I’M GOING TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUS!

OMGGGGGGG! YESSSSSSS!:) they keep coming in thank you so much!:)

I’ve literally gotten 100 300 new followers from this. Like, what the fuck haha

Same here ^ woah, i didnt think these things really worked, hahahah

I just gained 75 new followers??? Be jealouss!

Wow! I finally reached my first 100 because of this!

bohemea:

suicideblonde:

Cyndi Lauper and PeeWee Herman play miniature golf

These are not only beautiful, but personally evocative of my childhood as I was a chubby comic book loving nerd. Amazing.

montaauk:

jamesydesign:

Photorealism - Unbelievable, but these are no photos, these are super realistic looking oil paintings by the American artist Doug Bloodworth

ohgod, I’m dropping out.

vicemag:

If you’ve lived in New York City during the reign of three-term Mayor Michael Bloomberg, you’ve witnessed his efforts to make the city more “livable.” Bloomberg’s ideal New York consists of thin, athletic doctors, lawyers, and hedge fund managers biking along properly designated bike routes and having genial, profanity-free conversations about how awful cigarettes are and how great Mike Bloomberg is. If these hale, financially-secure professionals encounter a bag left unattended or a homeless person, they immediately inform the NYPD via Bluetooth, and the cops silently appear—as if melting out of the walls—and dispose of the problem. “Whatever happened to that homeless guy we saw?” one of the bikers will ask as he sips on a smoothie made from locally-sourced ingredients inside the penthouse of a LEED Gold-certified building. “Oh, he was turned into clean-burning energy,” another will say as he logs on Bloomberg.com to get breaking financial news and analysis. “Aren’t Fuhrer Bloomberg’s policies great?” Then they will laugh, flashing their perfect teeth in the warm glow of the energy-efficient lighting fixtures.

Continue: Mike Bloomberg Is Your Dad

My friends the Puppeteer Daniel Fay and the Musician Andrew Livingston created Savage Radio Plays, a puppet show which spoofs the classic radio serials of the 30’s and 40’s I had the pleasure of being able to create a promotional poster for them, in the style of E.H. Ward, and a 14 year old kid from Thailand.  They’re doing a reading tomorrow at the Swedish Marionette Cottage in Central Park at 8:00, you should come! The show itself will be performed late winter.

Gosh, What can be said about this man that hasn’t already been said? From his tremendous wealth, to his giant ego, his election rigging, his constant unending line of pro-corporate bullshit? Truly the man who has everything. In gratitude for turning all of Manhattan into a playground for millionaires, We’re going to get him elected president in 2016, just you wait! We’re gonna burn down all of the public schools and replace them with Citibank branches and Orange Julius’

Dedicated to our brave heroes! Our memorial Garden and Library should be open some time in 2025, not that it will matter as our illiteracy program should have taken effect by then and none of you will be able to read.

All white babies are pigs because they are baby, because they are.

(serious.) I got it from a Black Panther Coloring book from the 70’s and I find it endlessly hilarious and also currently quite applicable.